Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Funny Thinner Faces

That's right you heard me facial exercises.  Something that I am sure most of you haven't thought of or heard of.  My mother used to preach and preach to me about how I need to do these exercises over and over to prevent her chin lol!!  I should have listened I can feel it forming as we speak lol.  Anyways I wanted to share with you some of MY exercises for your face that my mother taught me.  Note finding photos for these was hard so bare with me.... I wasn't about to use my face as an example lol.

The first one I would like to focus on is the "chin lift" i guess we'll call it.  It is very simple lift your chin up then press back down to your chest, repeat about ten times.  This one is to prevent a "double chine" or "collection of chins" AND the ever feared "turkey neck."

The "fishes" I shall name this one as you want to open your mouth obnoxiously wide like below.

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Then you want to bring your face down into a "fish face" like below. 

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I swear that was the best photo I could find to best express what you need your face to look like lol!! Probably some exercises you want to do alone so as to avoid being mocked for tons of silly reasons lol.  

Then we have the "scrunch" face, this one makes you look particularly silly, just when you thought that wasn't anymore possible I throw THIS at you!! 

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You of course "scrunch" and release a couple times over, doesn't take long for your face to get sore.  
Then you have my last and favorite one just cause it makes me burst out laughing is the "blow fish" face!!  If you have no idea how to do this I shall show you some GREAT examples!!!
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I hope that I can help you prevent the evil "turkey neck," beat the horrible "creeping chins" and punch out the "saggy cheeks."  From my mother to me, from me to you.  I hope this helps you work on a thinner, less saggy face lol. 

3 comments:

  1. what if you already have your mama's chin? i could swear i finally see a resemblance between me and my mom.

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  2. I love these faces.

    I would LOVE to prevent a turkey neck.

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  3. I force myself to smile in the morning, sometimes, even though I am really grouchy. Does that count as a facial exercise? Because I'm probably not going to go around making an "O" face.

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